Dexy's Random Randomness

I totally fail at using semagic. I don't like that I can't tag properly even though I am too lazy to use my tags to link people when I refer to past posts and my userpics get all fucked up too. Most of my friends are still on LJ so I don't wind up updating here like I thought would originally. When I find a spare moment to post creative works, they're here. Jeez, I didn't find a spare moment from Dec. 12 until yesterday. I'll be back with a pimp post shortly.

Just a reminder Portus is July 10-13 in Dallas. Even though it looks like I'll only be crashing, I wanted to share a little discount option. I received a letter from the MoM. Through January 6 you can enter the discount code "WALTZ" and receive $25 off the $200 registration fee. (I know they have a $180 sale going on anyway, but hey 5 bucks is 5 bucks. ) The letter said I could share the Yule code with a friend and I happen to have a lot of friends I wanted to invite. :D


I don't remember all this going on for Lumos. It makes me wonder if sales aren't what they'd hoped. It could be that I didn't pay attention after I'd secured my ticket from curtainsareevil.

This is a clever series of Christmas Ficlets: All I Want for Christmas by nishizono It's PG-13 and pairings include Severus/Draco, Sirius/Remus, Lucius/?, Shacklebolt/Moody, and Lucius/Severus.

The Lucius/? had me ROFLMAO! Even those who don't care for slash might get a giggle from this.

This time it's a lovely PG rated poem!

Title: Black Rider
Penname: Shhh...it's a secret
Rating: PG
Prompt: Sirius alone or with anyone else you choose.
Notes: Sirius is with the thing he loves most-- his motorcycle

This is a wonderful gen piece. The imagery is gorgeous, it flows easily, and we get to have a Happy Sirius for Christmas.
Go now, read! love! and comment here!

Look what I remembered when I thought about reading smut!

Lucius Malfoy was listed as number 14 in Forbes annual list of the wealthiest fictional characters. Hee!

mwahahaha... still sounds as nasty as ever!

(WTF? Scrooge Mc Duck is #1? lmao)

MIL doesn't speak to the DQ SIL. (I don't blame her) I sometimes wonder if DQ has it better than me. *sigh*

MIL got the idea that we needed a chain curtain across our fireplace because all we have now are glass doors and when a fire is burning embers can pop out. It's a nice thought, just the whole thing is circa 1975 and we were waiting to replace it all after we get the floors done, new windows ect. That will be 2 to 20 years, lol.

Anyway, she was going to do it ALL as a surprise. As in not tell me or Mr. Dexy about it. Thankfully FIL told her that was crazy-ass and she needed to tell one of us. She chose me because she knew Mr. Dexy would say no. She didn't want me to tell him. (I called him before she'd backed out of the driveway fully.) We decided it wasn't worth fighting her on and an appointment was scheduled for the installer man to come in today. I re-assured her a-squillion-and-one times I would be home and there was no need for her to come. She never indicated she would.

Who should be calling in from by back door at 8:30 this morning (worker man was scheduled for 9:00)? *headdesk*

We are a family that does just drop by for quick things, but dammit... not that early! I needed more caffeine to be prepared. (Acutally, if I have to drop something by their house I make sure I go at a time no one's home and use my key to leave whatever it is with a note on the kitchen table. Hee!)

Anyway, the installer man was gone by 9:30 and it's after 10:00. She's just gone after showing me every Christmas present that's in her van that she bought but thinks she really likes something else better but what do I think but, but, but, but.... I. really. do. not. care. We're talking $5 bargain purses for 6 year old girls and things of that nature here.

*deep breath*

I feel a longish rant building, but I'm not in the mood. Instead, I'll go and read some Christmas Smut. :D mmmmm... I feel better already.

Sorry for the yelling! My gift for the Immeritus Holiday Fic exchange is up and I love it and it's funny, and the boys are adorable, and Sirius is cold, and I'll laugh every time I sip cider for the rest of my life, and I can't even remember to use the. .... There.

Anyway, go read!!

Title: Shopping for a Tree
Rating: R.. probably the tamest R ever! <--author's words not mine ; )
Pairing Sirius/Remus

Then leave your lovely comments here!

I am all a-twitter watching for things to be posted. asdfasjkal;lsdkjglgkj'hadkj

The G-PG-13 Fics are here, art is here, and poetry is here!

The Restricted Fics are here! Anyone interested in reading these prolly already knows, but you've got to be a registered Immeritus board member and of age in your country to get admission to the Restricted Section. :D


Now go! Read! Love! Comment! :D

Title: I'll Never Smoke Reefer with Padfoot Again
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Filk
Word Count
Characters: Remus, James, Sirius. James and Remus POV. Pretty gen, but there could be slash if you squint
Warnings drug use and drool
Notes: Based on the song I'll Never Smoke Weed with Willie Again by Toby Keith.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else. Ditto the song.
Comments
I'll Never Smoke Reefer with Padfoot Again

Title: Twas the Night Before Christmas
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Parody (of 'Twas the night Before Christmas-- rather obviously)
Word Count: 534
Characters: Sirius, fangirls, Jo, with cameos by several other HP Characters
Warnings: Idealized smexxy Sirius, destruction of pencils
Notes: This is broader fandom version of the poem written in 2006 for Immeritus. It's an odd mix of fanon/canon/and general silliness with a wee bit of DH canon worked in and a wee bit of it ignored. There's also a nod to the LJ/6A wank of this past year.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments: are all I want for Christmas.

'Twas the Night Before Christmas, Siriusly

Title: I'm Blue
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: R
Form: Poetry/Limerick
Characters: Sirius/ Anonymous female character (or a crossdressing male)
Warnings horniness, blue balls, begging for sex
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments ease the ache
I'm Blue

I always forget to post here. I must go in and tweak the issues with Semagic that caused me to stop bothering with it. Time is the trouble.

Time.

That is my main whine now. I haven't posted in dexy_demented or any other asylums in forever.

I simply cannot ever seem to juggle all the different pieces of my life in a way that lets me do a little of everything. It's pay attention to wider fandom and ignore Immeritus or vice verca. It's read and comment or write and post, but no time for both. Then the family, work, and other rl issues are constantly pulling. They must be given priority until I'm at the "OMG I am going to go insane if I don't escape to fandom!" breaking point.

I am taking a little time I don't have to post some more of my old poems or fics today. I need it.

Oh there's another thing... I try to re-read and edit the poems and fics before re-posting. It takes a lot longer on the fics so I keep putting them off. There are several of those I want to pick apart, then send to betas.

I sometimes wonder if I am not the slowest writer ever. I read stuff that *seems* to have been written quickly by some authors I think are great and wonder how they find the time. (I also read a lot of crap that was turned out quickly by others and want to scream: YOU HAVE POTENTIAL! Slow down and find a good beta.) I noticed I've found much less I want to change in my own work that was beta'd.

That is all.

This is a small batch of Harry-centric limericks.

Ratings G-PG-13.

Title: Alohamora
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Poetry: Limerick
Characters: Harry/Ginny


Title: Hungarian Horntail
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Poetry: Limerick
Characters: Harry, Hungarian Horntail


Title: A Letter
Prompt:None
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating:G
Form: Poetry: Limerick
Characters: Harry, Sirius



Title: Clueless Boy
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating:PG
Form:Poetry: Limerick
Characters:Harry


Title: On Being Chosen
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating:PG-13
Form:Poetry: Limerick
Characters: Harry

Title: On Being Chosen
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating:PG-13
Form:Poetry: Limerick
Characters: Harry
Notes: 2 versions
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.


On being Chosen


I am "The Chosen One"
It is not very much fun.
To kill or be killed
'tis not what it's billed.
Wish I could shoot him with a gun.


Being Chosen isn't a gas.
Can't even relax in the grass.
To kill or be killed
It's not what it's billed.
I want go postal on old Voldy's arse.

Title: Clueless Boy
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating:PG
Form:Poetry: Limerick
Characters:Harry
Notes:Written some time when I was angry with Harry for acting like an angsty! teen. Probably when reading or re-reading OotP ; )
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.



Clueless Boy Harry I be.
Oblivious to all blokes I see.
I don’t really care
what’s under their hair.
I mean come on, it’s all about ME!!

Title: Alohamora
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Poetry: Limerick
Characters: Harry/Ginny
Notes: Not canon, but it could happen
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.


Aloharmora

He murmured Alohamora.
Then muttered, open up stupid door-a.
For sitting within
was his sweet little Gin,
with a blanket spread out on the floor-a.

Title: A Letter
Prompt:None
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating:G
Form: Poetry: Limerick
Characters: Harry, Sirius
Notes: GoF era
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.


A Letter

Sirius, I’m writing to you.
A little unsure what to do.
I woke up, scar hurting,
maybe ‘twas nothing.
Sure would appreciate your view.

Harry

This is the opinion of the author of this article only. Personally, I'll take every scrap of detail JKR is willing to throw out.

Harry Potter and the author that wouldn't shut up...


AND ZOMG!!1!!! I got pimped as an Editor's Pick on IJ's potter_prophet. O.O

A big batch of Sirius/Lily love with side dishes of Remus and James sprinkled in.

Title: True
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: R
Form: Poetry, Limerick
Characters: Sirius/Lily
Warnings: crude language, hard ons
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments: are love

True


Title:Rumors
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Sirius/Lily, rumored Sirius/Remus
Warnings: possible shagging and infidelity

Rumors


Title: Waiting
Rating: R
Characters: Sirius/Lily
Warnings: horny!sirius

Waiting


Title: Outstanding
Rating: R
Characters: Lily/James, Lily/Sirius
Warnings: infidelity, masturbation, bragging of prowess in oral sex

Outstanding


Title: Good Boy
Rating: hard R?
Characters: Lily/Snuffles
Warnings: bestiality, oral sex

Good Boy

Title: I'm Bored or Cruel to Be Kind
Rating:R
Characters:Sirius/Lily, Sirius POV
Warnings desired BDSM,

I'm Bored or Cruel to Be Kind



Title: Stolen Moments
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Sirius/Lily
Warnings: infidelity

Stolen Moments

Title: Atop the Astronomy Tower
Rating: R
Characters: Sirius/Lily
Warnings: groping, fondling, orgasm

Atop the Astronomy Tower


Title: Lucky Me!
Rating: R
Characters: Sirius/Lily/James
Warnings het threesome, silly names for body parts, curling toes
Lucky Me!

Mom and Dad came to visit over the weekend. She weathered her first week of radiation treatments pretty well, but understands it does get a bit tougher for some people as treatment wears on. There are huge black marker marks all over her back and chest area that make her look ready for Halloween (They look like giant stitches) , but she's not the type to go shirtless. :p

They came to watch the boys play football. Josh's team won 39-6, but it was so obvious so early that we were going to win, they put the 2nd and 3rd string players in quite early and Josh saw very little time on the field. (He's the starting nose guard). He was frustrated as were my parents, but really, it was a good thing to do for the other kids.(*Ahem* It would have been nice if they'd done something like take their own kids out of the offensive starting spots and let kids like Josh play there some. *ahem*)

Caleb's team plays flag football. They had exactly the number of players they needed so he got to play the entire game and was a very happy camper. They tied, but it was okay by him because HE SCORED THE TOUCHDOWN THAT TIED IT UP. XD

I'm recovering from my sinus/respiratory infection pretty well. Lol, Friday I think I fell asleep on peoples while MSN'ing (again). I'm off that cough medicine now, so hopefully that won't happen again soon.

I am going through one of my angsty I've got so much I want to do with my day/week/month/year/life and I just can't make enough room for all of it phases. It helps that I've learned to recognize them and voice the angst to Mr. Dexy. He his good about telling me to breathe and reminding me that no one can do it all. I also noticed that I'm not retreating into one of my hide in bed with the covers over my head until it all goes away modes. I'm forcing myself to prioritize and get the important stuff done.

*sniggle* That being said, I am actually sleepy and going to sneak in a quick nap before Mr. Dexy gets home from work.